From the website of the Tao of Steve film of 2000, brought back from archive.org
Steve Pickup Lines - pg 2 Name: EGL Pick-up Line: Monday, 4 September 2000 - 10:08:52pm I don't watch TV. It's a cultural wasteland filled with inappropriate metaphors and an unrealistic portrayal of life created by the liberal media elite. Name: Bull Pick-up Line: Monday, 4 September 2000 - 09:54:59pm Don't use a line just have a decoy. A decoy is a beautiful woman friend that hangs out with you so you look like you are being pursued. If a woman thinks there is a number "2" in the wings their competitive instincts take over; you become instantly more desirable. Proof of this trueism: As soon as you get a girlfriend there are women everywhere; as soon as you are single POOF they are gone. Name: Michael Pick-up Line: Saturday, 2 September 2000 - 05:05:04pm It's actually from an episode of Taxi, in which Andy Kauffman was playing the character of Vic Ferrari. He approached the woman and said "I can take one look at you and tell you've heard every phony line in the book, haven't you?" She responded yeah, to which he then said, "So one more isn't going to hurt." She then laughed, and then which he followed up with conversation. It was one of the funniest lines I've heard. Name: Katey Pick-up Line: Friday, 1 September 2000 - 08:04:00pm I'm a chick and I'm crashin', but I have a pretty good line for you (it works for me on guys - see how you do with the girls): after a little idle chit-chat, work in a kiss of some kind (a peck on the cheek, a kiss on the hand, whatever) and say, "Mmmmm. Does the rest of you taste that good?". I invariably get to find out. Name: Jeff Pick-up Line: Thursday, 31 August 2000 - 00:33:14am .....A true Taoist knows never to assume anything. The best pick up line does not come from within but is created by the energy of one person engaging another to enable that person to open up to some one non threatening; hence, the first Tao of Steve -- No hidden agenda's. To pin point one line is impossible or would be unsuccessful, it must be tapered to each being, their feelings, mood, whatever. Okay, enough, let's go do a bong hit and pound a beer. Book 'em Danno! Name: Steve Pick-up Line: Wednesday, 30 August 2000 - 01:18:53am I'll be your Pokemon if you let me Pikachu! Name: Eric Pick-up Line: Tuesday, 22 August 2000 - 03:50:04pm There's you with all those curves and then there's me with no brakes Name: Willie Pick-up Line: Sunday, 20 August 2000 - 03:31:57pm you walk up to a woman that has made eye contact with you, you look her right in the eyes ( don't seak a peek at her boobs, you should have done that befor you went up to her) and say, "Hi my name is_________, what's yours?" and go from there. Anything eles and you are NO STEVE! Name: Jonny Pick-up Line: Saturday, 19 August 2000 - 06:45:10am How do you like you eggs in the morning? How about fertilized? Name: Bryan Pick-up Line: Saturday, 19 August 2000 - 00:43:13am "Excuse me, but have you ever heard the phrase 'A body that doesn't quit?'" "Well yours doesn't even take a coffeebreak!" Name: greg Pick-up Line: Thursday, 17 August 2000 - 11:49:40pm excuse me, i am new around here-can you tell me if there is an airport near by?....or is that just my heart taking off? the purpose of the line is not to get laid. It's to break the ice , anything said that causes a smile in return is a good line. thats what i think. Name: michael Pick-up Line: Wednesday, 16 August 2000 - 09:49:36pm i may not be fred flintstone, but i'll make your bed rock! Name: Thomas Pick-up Line: Sunday, 13 August 2000 - 12:14:15pm God must be lonely,'cause Heaven is sure missing an Angel!! Name: mark Pick-up Line: Sunday, 13 August 2000 - 05:34:04am Are you Jamaican.... becuase your JA-MAKIN ME CRAZY! Name: sam Pick-up Line: Sunday, 13 August 2000 - 03:02:17am While holding two filets in your hand, ask the pretty girl in the Meat Department: "How long are you supposed to boil these?" Name: Scot Pick-up Line: Friday, 11 August 2000 - 03:45:43pm "Steve"s don't use pick-up lines! That's the point. If you are trying to pick up a chick with a "line", you don't get it. You have to engage the lady in conversation. Before you can do that, you have to observe her. You HAVE to separate yourself from the riff-raff! I mean those guys trying one-liners! Name: JaneMouse Pick-up Line: Wednesday, 9 August 2000 - 04:12:12am Do you have mirrors on your pockets? Because I can see myself in your pants. Name: Kevin Pick-up Line: Tuesday, 8 August 2000 - 00:13:09am To a woman with a cigarette: Do you need a light, because I think I just found the perfect match. Name: Rick Pick-up Line: Monday, 7 August 2000 - 09:06:32pm The best pick up lines are two part. One to intrigue, another to put some distance into the new relationship, thus encouraging the woman to pursue you in return. "Have you ever read 'Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance?" (Or High Fidelity, or some other male-centered book.) The second part of the pick up is based on how cool you can be while teasing her with an insightful human foible from the book, while acting uninterested in her... and therefore, the real Steves need no further examples. By the way, the Steve McQueen from The Blob had not quite yet become the Steve McQueen of The Great Escape. The journey to become Steve is, well... you know. Name: dlk Pick-up Line: Monday, 7 August 2000 - 05:41:26pm "Who was your first celebrity crush?" Name: Mase Pick-up Line: Monday, 7 August 2000 - 07:07:35am Go up to her and ask her--"did it hurt?" then she replies--"did what hurt?" then you say--"when you fell from heaven?" -------This is is sure winner------- -----------Guaranteed!!!----------------- Name: Jaime Pick-up Line: Saturday, 5 August 2000 - 07:04:14am My magic watch says that you are not wearing any underwear. I am sorry my watch is 20 minutes fast. Name: B-Dog Pick-up Line: Friday, 4 August 2000 - 07:16:09pm What's an ugly girl like you doing in a nice place like this? Whoops, I got that backwards, didn't I? Name: William Darkey Pick-up Line: Thursday, 3 August 2000 - 11:17:56pm A woman I know told this story about a certain individual at a small liberal college in the Southwest. She said "One time I was in D.N.'s dorm room, just talking with him, and the next thing I knew we were having sex. I have no idea how it happened. I really couldn't remember how he got my clothes off. It was the strangest thing." So my pickup line is: whatever D.N. said to this woman. Name: Steve Nerheim Pick-up Line: Thursday, 3 August 2000 - 09:59:50pm Someone has to go home with the fat chicks. Name: Tim Pick-up Line: Thursday, 3 August 2000 - 09:56:25pm For an ugly girl, you sure can run fast. Name: DisRespecca Pick-up Line: Thursday, 3 August 2000 - 09:19:29pm Let's go do something stupid. Name: BadAzz MoFo Pick-up Line: Thursday, 3 August 2000 - 07:13:34pm Of course I look familiar. I'm that man of your dreams you've heard so much about. Name: Whoever Pick-up Line: Thursday, 3 August 2000 - 06:02:07pm This works in bars that sell Rumplementz, a strong mint flavored liqour. First you offer to buy him/her shot. If he/she agrees say "You know it is customary to kiss someone after a shot of Rumplementz." If he/she is into it take the shot, and plant one on him/her. Worked on me. Name: mike Pick-up Line: Thursday, 3 August 2000 - 04:43:19pm Have you ever kissed a parakeet? No? I bet you've kissed a cockatoo. Name: Kory Pick-up Line: Thursday, 3 August 2000 - 01:25:52pm Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Name: Steven Pick-up Line: Wednesday, 2 August 2000 - 09:53:57pm You: Would you like to have breakfast with me sometime? Them: Yes! You: Wonderful! Should I call you or can I just give you a little nudge? Name: catherine Pick-up Line: Wednesday, 2 August 2000 - 03:36:07pm (disgusted glance up and down), followed by "You'll do." Name: chester Pick-up Line: Wednesday, 2 August 2000 - 09:05:08am nice bum, where ya from? Name: manuel Pick-up Line: Tuesday, 1 August 2000 - 10:20:39pm Stated Confidently, looking directly in her eyes: I drive a 1970 VW bus with one door that works, a broken horn and now stereo...Wanna go for a ride?